Getting Married

If I have learned anything since planning this wedding, it is never to underestimate the limits of your friends’ perversions.

The theme of the party was “Good Night and Good Luck” – the guests were to bring something naughty for night or something nice for good luck.  When I walked into my mothers house the dining room was decked out in Chinese lanterns, red and gold Chinese coins, and (naturally) penis glitter.  There was also quite a spread of food in the kitchen, and I whipped up some mimosas to go along.

Most everyone arrived en masse.  Lucky came up with some cool games – toilet paper bride (if you thought there was competition on Project Runway, you haven’t seen anything),  how well do you know Jaclyn (Patricia won), blindfolded kiss Fred’s picture (nice job Robin), and guess who you are (too bad Susan didn’t know who Heidi Klum is).  She devised my own game of how well do you know Fred and blindfolded vacation makeover.  Then the gifts happened.

I am not sure if Fred and I will be able to use all of the licakble body paints before they expire, and the humidity in St. Lucia may make it difficult for the purple “love tape” to stick.  I am wonder if “love rope,” blindfolds, and tickle/spank sticks will make it through customs.  My grandmother, watching all of this, exclaimed, “wow, I really learned something today.”

Mom and I were sitting around after the party commenting that I could not have chosen a better maid of honor.  What a party!