Every Thursday, I will write about American Idol, because I can’t let this no talent pretty boy win. If you have watched this show and have voted for Sanjaya, shame on you….because he can’t sing. All he can do is smile and make his hair look funny.
I’m a big fan of Phil Stacey. He will not win, but he has the best voice of the boys. What’s hurting him is his bald head. We white boys don’t look that good bald. But man, he can sing and he’s been toward the bottom twice now. And if he gets booted before Sanjaya, well, this country has lost its flippin’ mind.
My hands-down favorite, and Jaclyn’s, is LaKesha Jones. She’s a big girl with a whole lot of voice. She, Melinda Doolittle and Jordan Sparks—a sweet 17-year-old full of spirit—have super talent. The winner should come from these three.
But I have a feeling each one of them could lose to Blake Lewis.I don’t really like Blake. As I said, Phil Stacey is my favorite of the men. But I can at least tolerate him, whereas I want to drive a meat cleaver through Sanjaya’s skull he sings so badly. (Just a joke. No need to call the cops. I don’t even own a meat cleaver.). Blake reminds me of somebody who used a lot of X…. Look for a glow stick performance in the future.
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James said,
March 29, 2007 at 10:06 am
Hey don’t you know people are voting for him on purpose. They want the worst singer Sanjaya to win. Howard Stern started this and there are two Universities involed doing the same. I think some rules might change next season if there is one. Simon has threaten to quit if Sanjaya wins.
jitters said,
March 29, 2007 at 10:30 am
I did not know that. I should have done some homework before the post. But, nonetheless, I can’t stand Sanjaya. I’m sure he’s a great person and all, but I think I can sing better. Well, maybe not.
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March 29, 2007 at 11:29 am
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Chucky said,
March 31, 2007 at 11:24 am
Listen, I’m a gay man and I think Sanjaya is super cute. But, you are right. He cannot sing. I think it’s a shame he’s still on the show. Hopefully, he gets booted next week.
Michael said,
April 5, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I agree 100%. Sanjaya is by far the worst singer on the show. Even his sister could sing better and she didn’t even make it. Week after week they keep sending home the ones who can really sing. I think I had rather listen to William Hung. At least he was entertaining. Sanjaya doesn’t have the talent to have made it this far by no means. If this is what the teenage are interested in these days I am glad to be in my 30s and I feel sorry for my daughter!