As you know, Fred’s ex-girlfriend, Anna Nicole Smith, recently died. Well, we’ve also learned that Fred might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child, an infant.
Fred was a janitor at oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall’s Oklahoma residence. One day when he was mopping the bathroom floor, Fred met Anna Nicole Smith. She was nude. They fell in love and have been having an affair ever since.
Anna Nicole Smith never told anybody because she was embarrassed of Fred. He’s a sweet man, she told reporters the day before her death, but his ears are way too big. When asked if he’s the father of Dannielynn, Anna Nicole Smith would not comment. So, Fred is now throwing his name in the daddy hat with the deceased Marshall—who allegedly froze sperm back in the ’90s—Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Smith’s lawyer Howard K. Stern and Hollywood photographer Larry Birkhead.
Jaclyn said the wedding is off. That’s OK, Fred said, I need to mourn my ex-lover Anna Nicole Smith. “She was such a wonderful person,” Fred says.
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